Tiget Woods Game

It amazes me how quickly people can create things nowadays. Enjoy.

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html

Benji of Skindred

My thanks to, Benji, frontman for the band Skindred, who joined me on the Loud Ride Home today. You can listen to the interview here. Looking forward to the band's upcoming show with us on Dec. 12th at The Club at Tom, Dick, & Harry's for our Extreme Razor Fan Bash! You can buy your tickets here.

On the Loud Ride Home between 5-6pm now through Friday, December 4th, I'll give you chance to win tickets to the Skindred show along with the band's new CD Shark Bites + Dog Fights, and you'll qualify to spend the day with Skindred. Their tour bus will pick you up, take you to soundcheck and dinner, and get you a brand new digital camera to document your night.

Skindred, Skindred, & More Skindred

Tuesday at 5pm, Benji, frontman for the band Skindred, will join me to kick off the Loud Ride Home. We'll talk about the band's upcoming show with us on Dec. 12th at The Club at Tom, Dick, & Harry's for our Extreme Razor Fan Bash! I'll also give you chance to win tickets to the show along with the band's new CD Shark Bites + Dog Fights, and you'll qualify to spend the day with Skindred. Their tour bus will pick you up, take you to soundcheck and dinner, and get you a brand new digital camera to document your night.

You can buy your tickets for Skindred and Janus here.

No Hitter on LSD

In the history of Major League Baseball, there have been 263 no-hitters pitched. We can only speculate about how many of those may have been aided by performance-enhancing drugs like steroids. But Pittsburgh Pirates hurler Dock Ellis did it in 1970 with a different type of performance enhancer -- L-S-D. On a June day in San Diego, Ellis took the mound while on an acid trip and threw a no-no. His game-day account of the trip is a great story and has been turned into an entertaining animated short film. Written by Steve Reynolds

Back From Tampa

Returned from Tampa in one piece. We had a great time in Florida(despite the game outcome). Weather was great, beer flowed, it was awesome. Big props to our winners, Steve & Heidi. They were great to hang out with for a weekend. You saw what happened on the field, so there's no reason to re-live that. Here are some off the field highlights of the Taste Is Our Turf weekend

--Crystal Palms Beach resort in Treasure Island is the sh**. It's like living in a $300,000 condo. Big ass living room and kitchen. 2 Bedrooms with their own bathroom and flat screen TV's. Big ups to that resort. If you're ever going to the Tampa area, I highly recommend it, and it's economical.

--You know Florida is the land of retirees and saw a bunch of cougars at the bars acting like they're 20 years old. Slinglin' shots and making out with their gray-haired, Viagra taking husbands.

--They talked about this during the game broadcast, but I missed it on the field. A streaker ran the length of the end zone on my side of the field. I must have been in the can or at concessions. I asked a couple of guys in our row about it and they said, "we thought he just had his shirt off, but then we realized he had no pants." Doesn't speak much to the physique of said streaker.

--Saw a classic brawl between a Packers fan and a humongous Bucs fan in the parking lot after the game. Both got in some good takedowns and blows to the head.

--Flipped off the New York Yankees spring training facility

--Back to the cougars, met one that was a Bucs fan on Sunday night an outdoor bar. She claimed to have been married to a Detroit Lions quarterback and then 1986 New York Mets catcher, Gary Carter. Also claimed to may or may not be related to Nomar Garciaparra and is also best friends with Pedro Martinez. Said she spent the last couple of years in jail. Internet research has refuted most of the previous claims, but I'm almost positive the jail time is true.

Good times in Tampa. Big thanks to our sponsors, Miller Lite, Air Tran, & Travel Design.

Off To Tampa

Elwood and I, along with our Miller Lite Taste Is Our Turf winner, Steve Belekevich, are off to Tampa for the Packers-Bucs game. We'll check in with all the debauchery on Sunday morning between 10-11am. BornaGraphic Radio is back on Tuesday. While I'm gone, enjoy this pic of Sandra Bullock, who at 45 years old is still smokin' hot.

Getting Away From the Cops Speed

CBS sports announcer, Gus Johnson(who I find completely irritable), had the analogy of the year during this weeks Jaguars-Titans game. Watch it below.



As you can imagine, he's caught a lot of flak for the "cops" comment. Here's Johnson's official apology

"If there is a perception of racism in this analogy, it is not coming from me. People of all races have run from the law. However, to those who are offended, I apologize."

So true, Gus, so true.

See, some people do care about the World Series

A Philadelphia woman was so desperate to see her beloved Phillies live in the World Series that she allegedly was offering sex for tickets. 43-year-old Susan Finkelstein described herself in a Craigslist ad as a "gorgeous, tall, buxom blonde in desperate need of two World Series tickets" and that she was "the creative type! Maybe we can help each other." A pair of enterprising Philadelphia-area cops decided to see just how far Finkelstein was willing to go, and she's now facing charges of prostitution and related offenses. Her lawyer says the charges aren't true, and the only thing she was offering was money, and perhaps "work some type of deal."(Courtesy of Steve Reynolds)

You read her description above, yet here's what reality looks like:


You know that there's guys out there who would take her up on the offer. Some guys will screw anything. Take Steve Phillips of ESPN. He lost his job and probably his marriage over this:





I just don't get it

State Lawmakers Must Read My Blog

So the WI state Senate came to their senses and passed a bill that would ban texting for ALL drivers, not just teenagers. I blogged below how stupid it was if they passed the initial bill, which only banned texting for people under 18(see below). I'm glad I can make a difference.

Texting Ban

I don't get this texting ban that passed today. A texting ban only for drivers under 18? Apparently, 18 is the magical age when you're no longer a threat to others. It seems like every time I've been cut off in the past couple of weeks, or witnessed a dumbass move on the roadways, it's almost always by some jackass that has their cell phone in their hand. Guess what, you're phone conversations/texts are not that important. It can wait until you're parked. Even though it'd be nearly impossible to enforce, I say ban all cell phone activity when driving. At least it sends some sort of message.

My thanks to Dave Coulier for joining me in studio today. Dave's a really cool, down to earth guy. You can hear my interview here and see Dave perform his stand-up routine this weekend at the Comedy Quarter.

Dave Coulier in Studio Today

Davie Coulier (Joey Gladstone from Full House) on the show today at 3:35. You can see Dave this weekend at the Comedy Quarter in Neenah.

Borna-Graphic Radio on Vacation.

I'm taking a few days off. While I'm gone, enjoy this pic of Kate Beckinsale.

Another Aid to Getting Women

It's no secret that guys who have musical ability have an easier time getting women. Fortunately, College Humor Originals have come up with a quick video to teach you how to play guitar and finally nail that girl you've been pining over.

Megan Fox vs. Michael Bay

Here's a story Mark Shipper wrote about the war of words between Michael Bay & Megan Fox.

*THE WAR IS ESCALATING BETWEEN "TRANSFORMERS" DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY AND HIS FEMALE STAR MEGAN FOX -- BAY CALLS MEGAN AN "INGRATE" FOR CRITICIZING HIS STYLE OF FILMMAKING -- HE SAYS "I PUT HER ON THE MAP. UNTIL 'TRANSFORMERS' NOBODY HAD EVER HEARD OF HER" -- BUT, NOW WE'RE LEARNING THAT, TO GET THE PART, SHE HAD TO SATISFY HIM -- NO, NOT LIKE THAT, THAT'S NORMAL, BUT THIS IS WEIRD -- ACCORDING TO THE LONDON GUARDIAN, WHEN MEGAN 1st MET WITH THE DIRECTOR TO DISCUSS HER ROLE IN 'TRANSFORMERS', HE TOLD HER TO PUT ON A BIKINI AND WASH HIS FERRARI! -- AND THEN HE FILMED IT! -- RECENTLY, SHE ASKED FOR THE FOOTAGE BACK -- BUT APPARENTLY HE MISPLACED IT (PERMANENTLY) -- THIS WHOLE INCIDENT PROVES THAT DIRECTORS OF ACTION FILMS DON'T CARE ABOUT ACTING, THEY JUST WANT TO SEE SEXY WOMEN BENT OVER THE WINDSHIELD OF A FERRARI -- WONDER HOW MANY OTHER ACTRESSES HAD TO PERFORM THESE "SPECIAL TASKS" TO GET HIRED FOR HIS MOVIES?..."

I disagree with his last point. Asking Megan Fox to put on a bikini and wash his Ferrari was completely relevant to casting the Transformers female role. The script called for the role to be hunched over a piece of machinery.

The shot from the first Transformers



...And the shot from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen



He had to make sure she looked right for the part

Monday's Show

Big thanks to Charlie Scene of Hollywood Undead for joining me today. You can listen and download the interview here. I'm so stoked for the band's show this Wednesday night at the Riverside Ballroom! Hook up tickets & info. here.

Also, congrats to Bernie Karls of Hilbert. He's the winner of the "7th Memember Promotion." Bernie will get his own mask and get to be on stage for one song with Hollywood Undead on Wednesday night. Damn cool!

The Best Michael Jackson Tribute Yet

A Toronto Argonauts player decided to play tribute Michael Jackson by taking off his uniform, lying down and pretending to be dead and buried after scoring a touchdown. You can't make this stuff up. Watch it below.

Kiefer in Trouble Again

I'm a huge fan of Kiefer Sutherland. Granted he seems to booze it up quite a bit and here's the latest incident involving Kiefer:

KIEFER SUTHERLAND CAN'T STAY OUT OF TROUBLE -- MONDAY NIGHT, HE HEADBUTTED A MAN IN NEW YORK CITY, CAUSING LACERATIONS ON THE GUY'S NOSE -- ALL WHILE DEFENDING THE HONOR OF BROOKE SHIELDS

-- IT HAPPENED AT A PARTY FOLLOWING THE MET COSTUME GALA -- A WITNESS SAYS THE ALLEGED VICTIM KNOCKED BROOKE SHIELDS OVER AND KIEFER SAW IT HAPPEN -- ACCORDING TO THE WITNESS, KIEFER WENT OVER TO THE GUY AND TOLD HIM TO APOLOGIZE -- AT THAT POINT, HE ALLEGEDLY SHOVED KIEFER, WHO RESPONDED WITH A HEADBUTT -- A POLICE REPORT WAS TAKEN AND THE INCIDENT IS NOW UNDER INVESTIGATION

-- COMPLICATING MATTERS FOR KIEFER IS THAT HE'S ON PROBATION FOR A DUI -- AND ONE OF THE TERMS IS THAT HE OBEY ALL LAWS -- NO WORD ON WHETHER PROSECUTORS WILL PURSUE THE MATTER...By Forrest Nelson

It reminded me of the time Kiefer got drunk and jumped a Christmas tree. Watch it below

I always suspected Barbie was a bit of a whore

Barbie's turning 50, so what does that mean? She's getting a tramp stamp. For her 60th, I hope they go with "Knocked up by Ken out of wedlock Barbie." To read the full article, click here.

Swine Flu Warning

If you die of the swine flu, don't blame 1976. It tried to warn you.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile

Normally, I toss Lindsay Lohan in the annoying skank tray along with Paris, Britney, etc...but this is pretty good. I give her credit for the self-deprecation. Watch it below.

Lindsay Lohan's eHarmony Profile from Lindsay Lohan

Chicks and Sandals

Why do women insist on wearing sandals when it's butt-ass cold outside? I was at the White Sox-Twins game in Chicago this past Saturday. It was a gorgeous, sunny day, but damn cold. 46 degrees and windy as hell. I was wearing my ski jacket, skull cap, gloves, and my Air Jordan hi-tops. Halfway through the ballgame, I was feeling the chill, big time. Yet, I can't tell you how many women I saw wearing flip flops at that game. I felt frostbitten just by looking at them. What is the obsession with chicks and sandals, even when the weather is obviously not conducive to that attire? I've posed this question to many female friends and past girlfriends of mine. The answers I've gotten include:

--"Summer is short and I need to get use out of all my sandals." (true, it certainly feels that Wisconsin isn't long for warm weather, but my counter-argument is you can comfortably wear sandals from at least mid-May through mid-September. That's 4 months, minimum. You don't need to bust them out in March and April to get miles out of your shoe wardrobe.)

--"I spend a lot of money on pedicures and I need to show my feet off." (that statement is mind-boggling on so many levels. However, sticking to the topic at hand, guys aren't checking out your feet. Yes, I know women dress for other women, but if that's the case, again, issues on so many levels.)

--"It's comfortable." (Frostbite is more comfortable than boots or sneakers?)

I can't only rag on the ladies. I saw plenty of dudes wearing shorts at the ballgame. A general guideline should be if you have to wear a coat, certainly if you have to wear a hat and gloves, save the sandals and shorts for warmer days. You just look stupid, otherwise.

Major League Baseball is Dumb

Why does Major League Baseball schedule opening day in outdoor ballparks in northern cities? I've never understood that. Today you have Chicago snowed out, Boston rained out and flurries with temps in the 30's in St. Louis and Cincinnati. There's plenty of teams out West and in the South, or teams that have the ability to play indoors. I would think you could ship cold weather teams on the road for the first week of the season and avoid many of the cancellations due to dicey weather in early April. I know the schedule needs to be balanced, but it seems the game is better off with fewer postponements. I'm sure owners in cold weather cities wouldn't mind as they would take less of an attendance hit if they can avoid inclement weather. Having opening day in Chicago, Detroit, Boston, Pittsburgh etc... just doesn't make sense to me.

Even though my White Sox got snowed out, today is my favorite sports day of the year. My two favorite sports are baseball and college basketball and you have opening day along with the national championship game tonight. Being an Illinois alum, I don't say this much, but Go State!

Andrew Bynum's Knee Rehab at Playboy Mansion

I don't really follow the NBA much anymore, but this story caught my attention. Some sports media is giving Laker center, Andrew Bynum, a lot of flak for this picture to your right. That's Bynum at the Playboy mansion with Playmate Nicole Narian on his shoulders. Bynum is out with a knee injury and the media is calling him out for whoopin' it up at the Mansion while he's hurt and away from his teammates. First question, is he supposed to be rehabbing 24 hours a day? Does his rehab call for not having a social life? If not, and he's doing what the team is asking him to do, what he does on his personal time is nobody's business. I don't know the extent of his rehab program, but I'm sure the leg exercises he's doing are much more strenuous on his knees than supporting a 110 pound chick on his shoulders. Just another case of certain media types blowing things way out of proportion. I'm really getting sick of it.

It's Britney Bitch

Britney Spears kicked off her tour last night. I know, you don't care. Doesn't mean you can't look at her outfits. Check them out HERE.

Borna-Graphic Radio on Vacation.

As much as I love doing this show, it's good for the both of us if I disappear every so often. Taking a break for a few days and leaving Borna-Graphic Radio in the capable hands of Pete Burns. Enjoy this pic of Eliza Dushku until I get back.

The Most Unbelievable Half Court Shot Ever

Metallica "Battery" Songsmith Version

So wrong, yet I've watched it about 12 times.

A-Rod

As I mentioned today, I am horrendously sick of "steroids in baseball" talk. The worst thing about this A-Rod deal is it's the only thing you're going to hear about for weeks. There's no football, March Madness is a month off, so what else does the 4 letter network and sports talk radio have to ram down your throat. The only positive about A-Rod getting caught is this gem of a Top Ten List from David Letterman. "Top Ten Messages Left on Alex Rodriguez's Answering Machine." I like how he uses "answering machine" instead of voice mail. Watch it HERE.

Later!

Porn to go with your Super Bowl?

If you haven't heard yet, viewers in Tucson, AZ were treated to a porn clip during the Super Bowl. Watch it HERE. It's censored, and that's a good thing.

Peta's Banned Super Bowl Ad

Not in the Oval Office, I hope