Another Aid to Getting Women

It's no secret that guys who have musical ability have an easier time getting women. Fortunately, College Humor Originals have come up with a quick video to teach you how to play guitar and finally nail that girl you've been pining over.

Megan Fox vs. Michael Bay

Here's a story Mark Shipper wrote about the war of words between Michael Bay & Megan Fox.

*THE WAR IS ESCALATING BETWEEN "TRANSFORMERS" DIRECTOR MICHAEL BAY AND HIS FEMALE STAR MEGAN FOX -- BAY CALLS MEGAN AN "INGRATE" FOR CRITICIZING HIS STYLE OF FILMMAKING -- HE SAYS "I PUT HER ON THE MAP. UNTIL 'TRANSFORMERS' NOBODY HAD EVER HEARD OF HER" -- BUT, NOW WE'RE LEARNING THAT, TO GET THE PART, SHE HAD TO SATISFY HIM -- NO, NOT LIKE THAT, THAT'S NORMAL, BUT THIS IS WEIRD -- ACCORDING TO THE LONDON GUARDIAN, WHEN MEGAN 1st MET WITH THE DIRECTOR TO DISCUSS HER ROLE IN 'TRANSFORMERS', HE TOLD HER TO PUT ON A BIKINI AND WASH HIS FERRARI! -- AND THEN HE FILMED IT! -- RECENTLY, SHE ASKED FOR THE FOOTAGE BACK -- BUT APPARENTLY HE MISPLACED IT (PERMANENTLY) -- THIS WHOLE INCIDENT PROVES THAT DIRECTORS OF ACTION FILMS DON'T CARE ABOUT ACTING, THEY JUST WANT TO SEE SEXY WOMEN BENT OVER THE WINDSHIELD OF A FERRARI -- WONDER HOW MANY OTHER ACTRESSES HAD TO PERFORM THESE "SPECIAL TASKS" TO GET HIRED FOR HIS MOVIES?..."

I disagree with his last point. Asking Megan Fox to put on a bikini and wash his Ferrari was completely relevant to casting the Transformers female role. The script called for the role to be hunched over a piece of machinery.

The shot from the first Transformers



...And the shot from Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen



He had to make sure she looked right for the part

Monday's Show

Big thanks to Charlie Scene of Hollywood Undead for joining me today. You can listen and download the interview here. I'm so stoked for the band's show this Wednesday night at the Riverside Ballroom! Hook up tickets & info. here.

Also, congrats to Bernie Karls of Hilbert. He's the winner of the "7th Memember Promotion." Bernie will get his own mask and get to be on stage for one song with Hollywood Undead on Wednesday night. Damn cool!

The Best Michael Jackson Tribute Yet

A Toronto Argonauts player decided to play tribute Michael Jackson by taking off his uniform, lying down and pretending to be dead and buried after scoring a touchdown. You can't make this stuff up. Watch it below.

Kiefer in Trouble Again

I'm a huge fan of Kiefer Sutherland. Granted he seems to booze it up quite a bit and here's the latest incident involving Kiefer:

KIEFER SUTHERLAND CAN'T STAY OUT OF TROUBLE -- MONDAY NIGHT, HE HEADBUTTED A MAN IN NEW YORK CITY, CAUSING LACERATIONS ON THE GUY'S NOSE -- ALL WHILE DEFENDING THE HONOR OF BROOKE SHIELDS

-- IT HAPPENED AT A PARTY FOLLOWING THE MET COSTUME GALA -- A WITNESS SAYS THE ALLEGED VICTIM KNOCKED BROOKE SHIELDS OVER AND KIEFER SAW IT HAPPEN -- ACCORDING TO THE WITNESS, KIEFER WENT OVER TO THE GUY AND TOLD HIM TO APOLOGIZE -- AT THAT POINT, HE ALLEGEDLY SHOVED KIEFER, WHO RESPONDED WITH A HEADBUTT -- A POLICE REPORT WAS TAKEN AND THE INCIDENT IS NOW UNDER INVESTIGATION

-- COMPLICATING MATTERS FOR KIEFER IS THAT HE'S ON PROBATION FOR A DUI -- AND ONE OF THE TERMS IS THAT HE OBEY ALL LAWS -- NO WORD ON WHETHER PROSECUTORS WILL PURSUE THE MATTER...By Forrest Nelson

It reminded me of the time Kiefer got drunk and jumped a Christmas tree. Watch it below

I always suspected Barbie was a bit of a whore

Barbie's turning 50, so what does that mean? She's getting a tramp stamp. For her 60th, I hope they go with "Knocked up by Ken out of wedlock Barbie." To read the full article, click here.

Swine Flu Warning

If you die of the swine flu, don't blame 1976. It tried to warn you.