As guys, we know that there are some occurrences in life that make us very nervous ... like when your team is holding onto a one-run lead in the 9th, or when your girlfriend is in the bathroom with a pregnancy test, or when your wife or girlfriend utters one of these Nine Deadly Phrases ...
1. "Fine." She uses this in an argument to tell you it's time to shut up.
2. "Five minutes." If she's getting dressed, "five minutes" means more like 30-minutes. If you're watching a game and she gives you "five minutes," then five minutes means five minutes.
3. "Nothing." "Nothing" means something, and you're going to find that out in a big way very soon.
4. "Go ahead." This is a dare. Be careful, because if you "go ahead" and do whatever it is you want to do, things are going to get ugly.
5. Loud sigh. This non-verbal word means she thinks you're an idiot and she's wondering why she's wasting her time on you.
6. "That's OK." This is a delay tactic. She just needs some more time to figure out how to make you pay.
7. "Thanks." She's genuinely thankful, so you need to just "you're welcome" and then back away. If she says "Thanks a lot," she's being sarcastic and you're in big trouble if you say "you're welcome."
8. "Whatever." This is bad. This is real bad. This is like the middle finger.
9. "Don't worry about it. I got it." You haven't done something she's asked you to do many times and now she's really mad.
Source: I-Am-Bored.com
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